Don’t Forget the Birds

A blog that records the birds (and sometimes other animals) living around Umeå and the places I travel. Through photography, observations, conversations and writing, it explores the relationships between species, landscapes, art, ecology and political contexts. It’s also a place where I’m learning to notice everyday phenology: the small seasonal shifts and the broader environmental effects they hint at. It also follows how new technologies and AI are changing the ways we watch, record and understand other species.

For years the cuckoo was a sound, not a bird. The call carries a long way and seems to move about, coming from different directions, so you never quite fix where it is. Then a couple of weeks ago, there it was, sitting on a wire in the afternoon sun.

I was lucky it was there at all. Adult cuckoos leave early, most are gone from northern Sweden by the end of July, so this one was a straggler hanging on into August.

Where they go was a mystery for centuries. The cuckoo turns up, calls for a few weeks, then vanishes, and for a long time nobody could say where to. One old idea was that it didn't leave at all but turned into a hawk for the winter. They do look alike, and Aristotle weighed that up before throwing it out. The likeness still works on small birds, though, which will mob a passing cuckoo as if it were the sparrowhawk it isn't.

The BTO has been tagging cuckoos since 2011, mapping the whole trip to the Congo and back. It's also how we know how much trouble they're in, UK numbers are down by a third since 1995. You can follow this year's birds crossing the Sahara right now.

By the time they reach the Congo they've gone quiet. The cuckoo only cuckoos here, on the breeding ground in spring. In Africa it doesn't call at all.

Boids

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Craig Reynolds developed the Boids program in 1986 and published his seminal paper "Flocks, Herds, and Schools: A Distributed Behavioral Model" in 1987 at the ACM SIGGRAPH conference.

George Carlin on Golf

I've got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses! It's perfect! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer amongst themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired, of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts! It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless!

Golfing is an arrogant, elitist game which takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room in this country! It is an arrogant game on its very design alone, just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is — the ball is that fucking big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land?!

There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America, they average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece — that's three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles.

Source

George Carlin, Jammin' in New York (1992).